My cat the asshat!

Just went into the bedroom to take my contacts out and get ready for bed so imagine my surprise when, once again, Duncan had emptied the contents of my bra drawer on the floor!  Little brat!  I've got rubber bands on all the kitchen cabinets because he likes to get inside them and just toss stuff out but there's no way to secure my dresser drawers -- I've tried! -- so every now and then he pulls one open and just pulls everything out and dumps it all on the floor and he's so quiet about it I never know till much later so its no good to scold him at that point!  On the few occasions that I've caught him in the act and hollered, he just looks at me like "What?  I'm having fun, mama!"  I've already emptied 3 drawers -- 2 in the bedroom and 1 in the kitchen -- so he can climb in and play there.  How many drawers does one cat need?!  He's lucky he's such a cutie pie or he'd be homeless again!